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Every now and then, I get a hankering for a little truthiness, and every now and then it isn’t when Colbert is spinning the headlines. And that normally involves a trip to the old South Park archives or some syndicated news (read: news.bbc.co.uk) or something along those lines. Today, it happened to be Penn and Teller. These guys have a great show called Penn and Teller’s Bullsh*t. They have managed to take stories that people won’t see on regular syndicated news (for obvious reasons) and spin them for comedic purposes while retaining truthiness. Here’s my new favorite clip.

Here is a song written be me and a friend of mine. It’s not about anyone, he is in a very dedicated relationship with his girlfriend of six years and I am single. Don’t know why the second is proof it’s not about anyone, but that’s what I wrote, so I think we will all live with that.

Take me Back

Chorus:

Take my heart, you know who I am,

Lead me back again into your arms,

Let your smile light the dark road,

I wanna hold you til I die.

V1:

Your smile is so enchanting, your eyes they shine so bright.

Take my hand and lead me away, Away from this place tonight

Bring me far from this place where all I have is fears,

Bring me far from this place, to a place without tears

V2:

Your arms are so inviting, never let me go again.

When yo u hold me close to you, you chase my fears away

Bring me far from this place where all I have is fears

Bring me far far away to a place without tears.

finals suck like vacuums

they annoy so brutally

i wish they were done